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Dragon Crusaders (2011) – Review
3 Stars It’s been a while since I’ve seen a good sword and sandals flick from The Asylum, and Dragon Crusaders delivers the goods. Asylum Hard Knocks alumni Mark Atkins (Battle of Los Angeles,...
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Sh*tflix – New Streaming Spinoff of Netflix Featuring The Asylum’s Films and...
CollegeHumor made this incredibly funny video poke at Netflix’s new restructuring of their video rental plans. Sh*tflix will stream sh*tty movies straight into your home for only $79.98 a week. It will...
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A Haunting in Salem (2011) – Review
3 Stars The new town sheriff (Bill Oberst Jr, who looks like Viggo Mortensen’s older brother) moves into a large creepy old house with his family. It seems that in the town of Salem there’s a special...
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Not Another Not Another Movie (2011) – Review
2 1/2 Stars Not Another Not Another Movie is not a straightforward spoof of spoof movies, instead the filmmakers have decided on a mockumentary approach. This fake documentary covers the rise and fall...
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3 Musketeers (2011) – Review
3 Stars This frantic and frequently entertaining reincarnation of the Three Musketeers seem more akin to Charlie’s Angeles and Jason Bourne than anything Alexander Dumas ever envisioned. As presented...
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Zombie Apocalypse (2011) – Review
3 Stars A recent slew in zombie movies has resulted in quite a few unwatchable low budget films. Zombie Apocalypse breaks that mold by recreating not only the look and feel of higher budgeted work,...
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11/11/11 (2011) – Review
2 Stars 11/11/11 is the birthdate of Jack and Melissa Vales’ son, Nathan. It’s also the date specified in a prophecy for the coming of Satan. Coincidence? I think not. This low-budget Asylum film,...
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Born Bad (2011) – Review
3 Stars Michael Welch (Twilight) stars in The Asylum’s Born Bad as Denny, who makes a great first impression with the parents, but after you get to know him, he just might murder you. Brooke Duncan...
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18 Year Old Virgin (2009) – Review
2 1/2 Stars 18 Year Old Virgin is the story of a virgin (surprise!) who’s 18 years old (surprise again!) and desperately wants to loose it to the guy of her dreams. Katie Powers just might get that...
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2-Headed Shark Attack (2012) – Review
1 Star A group of students aboard a U.S. educational vessel on a ocean trip to study aquatic life discover the presence of the ultra rare and extra vicious 2 headed shark of the title. After an intial...
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Air Collision (2012) – Review
3 Stars There are two kinds of films released from distribution house The Asylum. They are either low-budget guilty pleasures or wretchedly unwatchable genre schlock, fortunately Air Collision falls...
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Podcast EP103: The Avengers Predictions Plus Van Helsing, Mummy, Daredevil...
Episode one-hundred and three. Join hosts Jason and Trevor as they discuss the box office weekend of April 27-29, 2012. We give our opening box office weekend predictions for The Avengers and talk...
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Podcast EP108: Battleship, The Dictator, What To Expect Predictions Plus News
Episode one-hundred and eight. Join hosts Trevor and Jason as they discuss the box office weekend of May 11-13, 2012. We give our predictions for Battleship, The Dictator and What to Expect When You’re...
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Celebrity Sex Tape (2012) – Review
3 Stars Straight from the opening Superman inspired credit sequence (complete with theme music) I knew Celebrity Sex Tape would be an enjoyable Asylum flick. As I’ve said many times their teen sex...
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Grimm’s Snow White (2012) – Review
2 Stars Grimm’s Snow White is a loose adaptation of the folklore collected by the Brothers Grimm. The Asylum’s version of the story finds Snow White summoned to the castle by her stepmother Queen...
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Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012) – Review
4 Stars Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies is the supremely entertaining genre mash up that I had hoped the far more prestigious Cowboys and Aliens would be. This straight-to-DVD low-budget feature from The...
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Bigfoot (2012) – Review
1 1/2 Stars The Asylum‘s Bigfoot looks to repeat the campy fun times of pitting Deborah Gibson and Tiffany against one another in Mega Python vs Gatoroid by substituting in The Partridge Family‘s...
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Nazis at the Center of the Earth (2012) – Review
3 1/2 Stars Nazis at the Center of the Earth is a little more of an original outing for The Asylum. Usually they’re happy to rip off Hollywood with one of their mockbusters, and a case could be made...
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Bikini Spring Break (2012) – Review
2 1/2 Stars The Asylum’s latest teen sex comedy, Bikini Spring Break, features five college marching band girls trekking across the country to transport instruments to a band competition. Along the...
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100 Ghost Street: The Return of Richard Speck (2012) – Review
2 Stars 100 Ghost Street: The Return of Richard Speck is another in the found footage genre from The Asylum. Richard Speck is a well known true to life mass murderer who horrifically killed eight...
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